Totals:

Number of miles driven:  4023

Number of miles Tricia drove:  0

Number of nights away from home:  19

Number of bags of Bugles eaten:  6

Number of pickle backs consumed:  23

Number of meals without cheese:  0

Number of weeks before we will be unpacked:  6

Number of Xanax pills consumed by Anxious Lulu:  7

Number of Xanax pills consumed by Formerly Anxious Judey:  0

Number of babies eaten by wolf pack:  0

Number of months that need to pass before we take another vacation:  48